Foreplay is awesome.
When done right, it can turn what would have been "meh" sex into a fiery, passionate lovemaking session that keeps you up until the wee hours of the morning.
While T.V. shows like Game of Thrones and True Blood instantly drop us into hot, bedroom-dresser-rattling sex scenes that'd make your grandmother blush, no foreplay is seen to be had!
While Instagram may make our loser friends look like they have awesome lives, and HBO makes sexual encounters seemingly begin in the blink of an eye, at the end of the day we all know it's bullshit.
You can't have great sex without great foreplay.
Below, in no particular order, I'm going to give you our top six toy recommendations for taking your foreplay out of the minor leagues and into the major leagues.
1. Bondage Toys and Accessories
I'd be a fool to not mention these lovely playthings.
While smacking your lover on the ass may not be your thing, there's something here for everyone.
Strap on a fuzzy blindfold as your partner guides the entire sexual encounter from start to finish.
Or secure your lover to the bed with some fuzzy handcuffs as you have your way with their body.
Whatever tickles your fancy, you can rest assured you're guaranteed to find something you like in the BDSM department.
2. Kinky Dice
This bedroom "apparatus" is perfect for adding yet another ingredient to your sexy bedroom recipe.
Each roll will give you and your partner(s) that element of surprise you've been craving.
It'll be up to you to interpret whether each roll of the die is determined by chance or fate.
And the best part? There are no losers in this game. There's fun to be had for all.
Silky smooth and bodily safe, who doesn't love to be lathered up by their lover of choice?
Perfect for a sensual body rub or some simple pre-toy-use prepping, you can't go wrong with water-based lube.
You'll be gliding over your partner with ease until you ultimately slip inside them--or them you!--and your gentle foreplay quickly morphs into an ardent pounding of sweaty bodies. TMI? Too bad. That's what will happen.
And don't worry, it's compatible with all types of sexiness.
4. Penis Pump
Pump up your big boy prior to playtime so you can let your lover know how much you really care - and fill them up too!
The Penis Pump is the perfect tool for adding a little girth to your member and likewise intensifying your upcoming climax.
It'll boost your orgasmic ceiling, alongside your ego, and let you finally get that POV porn-star experience with your very own eyes.
And what better way to prime your nooky-sesh? Pump away and watch your johnson grow as your partner teases you like crazy in anticipation of your double XL pecker.
When you finally take it off, your thick and firm phallus will leave your partner giddy with joy as they await your next move.
An excellent choice for anyone - the Anal Plug Vibrator will give your orgasms that extra kick they need. With each and every contraction, you'll feel heightened sensations that will make you desire even more.
If you've still yet to play with your back door, this sexy gadget will open you up to sensations you never knew existed and is the quintessential stepping stone towards a prostate massager or dildo.
So stick this bad boy (or girl) in as you rev your fornication engine and you'll feel all sorts of new, sexy feelings as your arousal climbs toward its peak.
This furry and fun toy will allow you to chase your lover around the bedroom while they swing their sexy tail!
If you'd like to take your roleplaying to the next level, this is what you need!
A simple yet adorable butt plug that will turn your run-of-the-mill foreplay into something memorable.
If eccentric and novelty mix with your style, stop messing around and grab one of these toys.
You'll love it.
Have any other suggestions for enhancing your foreplay?
Drop a comment below and let me know!